Keir Starmer stood up for his 64th and final Prime Minister's Questions on Wednesday, told the Commons "this is the end of my political journey," and got a standing ovation from his own benches. On Monday he hands the keys to Andy Burnham. That's the news. Here's the coverage. * The BBC's front page ran his words as the headline — Starmer says it's the "end of my political journey" — plus a video card titled "Watch: Starmer's kind send-off across the Commons." Kind send-off. That's not a report, that's the caption on a retirement card. The Guardian's sketch went full leaving-drinks: Starmer "soaked up the love from all sides – and even some tenderness from Kemi." * The same afternoon, a rather different review of the same career went up. Save the Children — a children's charity, not a rival campaign office — posted a mock blue plaque: "History will not forget complicity. Keir Starmer witnessed 73,000 Palestinians killed by Israeli forces, including 21,000 children, and kept supplying arms to Israel." * A government minister called the plaque "divisive hyperbole and misinformation," adding it was "completely unfitting for a children's charity." Which is a strange complaint. Counting dead children is, unfortunately, rather central to a children's charity's job description. * The Guardian, to its credit, put the clash on the same front page as the tenderness: "Save the Children clashes with Labour after accusing Starmer of 'complicity' in Gaza deaths." Two verdicts, one page. Reader's choice. * On the BBC's news front on Wednesday evening, we counted the send-off video, the "political journey" headline and a story on Burnham's chancellor dilemma — and no plaque. Maybe it's coming. But a farewell isn't a mood, it's a record. "I am proud to leave this country in better shape than I found it" is a claim, and checking claims is the bit journalists are for — even at the goodbye party. Especially at the goodbye party. * Nobody heckles a eulogy. Which is exactly what makes it the safest place to store a legacy.