A three-week-old ceasefire died on Wednesday. Trump, at the NATO summit in Ankara, pronounced it "over" — after Iran hit at least three commercial ships in the Strait of Hormuz and the US answered with strikes on more than 80 targets. That's the event, and that's all you're getting of it. The interesting part is watching six newsrooms carry the same coffin in six different directions. * Fox News: "Iran war back on after Tehran attacks in Hormuz trigger Trump to declare ceasefire 'over'." Read the grammar. Tehran acts. Trump gets "triggered" — like a smoke alarm. The war comes "back on" by itself, like a boiler. Nobody in this sentence orders anything. * The Washington Post: "After calling Iranian leaders 'scum,' Trump orders new round of strikes." Same day, opposite universe. Trump is the subject, "orders" is the verb, and the quote the Post chose to lead with is the insult. Read Fox's headline and the Post's back to back and you could reasonably ask whether these are the same war. * CNN went full stenographer: "US conducting new strikes in Iran after Trump said ceasefire is 'over'." No cause, no blame, just sequence — this happened after that. It's the live-blog voice: technically unimpeachable, allergic to a subject. * Bloomberg: "Trump Says US Ceasefire With Iran Is 'Over' After Strikes." Flat as an invoice, because for Bloomberg's readers it is an invoice — oil jumped, stocks slid, and the headline's real audience was a trading desk. * NPR: "Trump says ceasefire with Iran is 'over' as NATO summit wraps." A war restarting, filed as a conference-logistics note. "As NATO summit wraps" is doing the same job as "in other news." * Al Jazeera: "Trump says ceasefire 'over', re-ups threats after US and Iran trade attacks." The only headline of the six where both countries are holding the weapon — "trade attacks" — and the only one that scores Trump's next warning as a threat rather than an announcement. * Same Wednesday, same podium, same quotes — Trump called Iranian leaders "liars," "cheats," "sick people," and the deal "a waste of time" in front of everyone. What differs is who each headline lets you blame. At Fox, Iran restarted the war. At the Post, Trump did. At NPR, it happened between summit sessions. The facts were shared. The grammar was the editorial.